Findings:

• Kid named John, or something like that.
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• The truth, or something like it
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Life, or something like it
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• serendipity, or something like it
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I need something like smoking
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• Taking your fiance's last name
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• like something out of a story
• John Kidd
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• A boy named Ben
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Or something (user)
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• something like this
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Be a model or just look like one
• St. John's or St. John?
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Run like you stole something
• Bad command or file name
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Trying to make a name for yourself on E2 by publishing poetry is like playing in the WNBA for fame. You might get a few points here and there, but practically nobody's watching and practically nobody cares.
• Molecules with silly or unusual names
• Trick or treating for older kids
• Play something for the kids to dance
• like sepia-tinted Polaroids of kids in silver-piped tracksuits playing Atari
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• rock (or something)
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It must have rained or something
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Or something
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Shopping for groceries like a seven-year-old kid
• A Smart Kid Like You
• You, standing
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• John F. Kennedy High School
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• The Travels of Sir John Mandeville: Chapter 16
• John Frusciante
• John Ensign
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• Strange movies, Mom, acid, pizza, and John Cheever
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• Henry John Kaiser
• John Feinstein
• John Stewart Bell
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• John is a man of UNIX
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• John Scott Harrison
• you think I am shouting but I am always like this
• Lord John Russell
• What it's like to have a community
• John Houseman
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• John Comyn
• just like the smooth kindness of your eyes
• John Molson
• The Lord John
• stage name
• John Wagner
• The Name of the Rose
• John List
• most common street names in the U.S.
• King John I.i
• Names sound cooler in foreign languages
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• John B. Watson
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• John Twyn
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• John the Philosopher (user)
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• John Massey
• India's new names
• John Lully
• I tattooed your name on my eyelids
• John Profumo
• Not in my name
• John Whitgift
• A Boy Named Sue
• John Stevens Henslow
• she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand
• John Dalrymple
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• John Reinhold Forster
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• John Argyropoulos
• John Heath-Stubbs
• John Brown's Army
• John Sung
• and/or
• John Frum
• John Green
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Kids in the Hall
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• kid gloves
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• computers kill kids
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Skull Kid
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• Vinnie The Kid (user)
• To love and lose or not at all?
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Portland, Oregon Chinatown
• Kid Chocolate
• Temporary Insanity, or The Weekend Is Not Over Yet (document)
• Kid Notorious
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Go cry, emo kid
• Fuck it or kill it
• Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• Hamburg or Veggieburg?
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• Abeochromicon, or the Book of Passed Colors
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Speak English or Die
• Men did not always like large breasts

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