Findings:

• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• all limitations must be overcome
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Or at least it used to be
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• College football must be preserved
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• God must be living in the sea.
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Three Sundays in a week
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I must die or be better
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• God must be deaf
• Attention must be paid
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Why War must be permitted
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• There Must Be Someone
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This poem can be put off no longer
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Signs must be loud
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• How to request that a writeup be deleted
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• must be joking (user)
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Must be a lesbian
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• (at least) three cheers for cause and effect
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• I must have three heads
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• advanced
• Advanced Placement
• Windows 2000 Advanced Server
• Advanced Photo System
• TIE Advanced
• Advance
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• centrifugal advance distributor
• Advanced Flight
• vacuum advance distributor
• Advance and Feed Launch New Venture, Automatic Media
• Advanced Micro Device
• advanced mathematical theorems as a psychoactive substitute
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• Advance Australia Fair
• advances in AI
• Advance to Boardwalk
• Advance fee fraud
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• My computer is full of Advanced Ice Substitute
• Advanced Television Standards Committee
• Is Homo sapiens the most advanced species?
• Scientology's Advanced Secrets
• Advanced Unix Programming
• Super Mario Advance
• Advance (user)
• Advanced paintball strategies
• MarioKart Advance
• Kahin Center for Advanced Research on Southeast Asia
• Dublin Institute for Advanced Studies
• the Advanced Noumenal Dynamics Corporation
• Super Mario Advance 2
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• Super Dodge Ball Advance
• Santa Claus Jr. Advance
• The advanced tourist guide to Rio de Janeiro
• Yoshi Game Boy Advance demo
• Super Mario Advance 4
• Advanced Yoshi dismount
• Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising
• Advanced Sequelitis
• Advanced Extension Award
• VisualBoyAdvance
• GameCube Game Boy Advance cable
• Advanced Photon Source
• Advanced chess tactics
• Sonic Advance 3
• retrograde advance
• Advanced Freefall
• I hear in advance the criticism of The Elders
• Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment
• Advanced Passenger Train
• Advanced Audio Coding+Tutorial
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Game Boy Advance development
• Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
• Advance auto (user)
• Advanced auto part (user)
• Advance auto part (user)
• Advance Auto Parts
• Super Smash Bros. Melee: Advanced Techniques
• Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency
• Advance Guards
• In advance
• Advanced Dungeons and Hyperactive Dragons
• advanced alarm codes
• Final Fantasy VI Advance
• advance antique railroad pocket watches
• Peter Siedlaczek's Advanced Orchestra
• Sufficiently Advanced Technology
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.

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