Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Just in case the monkey misbehaves, a splitting headache will be given as a punishment"

• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It will never be just you
• Will I be given that chance?
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I just want to be a drummer
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• You will be assimilated
• What life after death will really be like
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will be light
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Names that should never be given to important files
• The revolution will not be televised
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The television will not be revolutionized
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• They will not be named!
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• node that will be my legacy
• the world will be remade in our image
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I will always be weird inside
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I just want to be friends
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The next life will be better
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Carl Everett
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Just Be
• I will be your young sinner
• My RPG will be a work of art
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Will I cease to be
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I will be in my trailer!
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Who Will Be There
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Someday, I will be strong
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• there will be a last
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There Will Be Blood
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• you just might be evil
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Everything will be alright
• There will never be another you
• Boys will be boys
• Let's just be friends
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• all the cute guys will be there
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The end will be a sellout
• Be different, just like everyone else
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Just to see what it would be like
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The revolution will not be webcast
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• Be a model or just look like one
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Just be home in time for supper
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Revolution will be televised
• Even the dead will not be safe

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