Findings:
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- Stoned music memories
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Have you ever made a just man?
- my religion doesn't have a name
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- I have just been shot
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- When you know things are just meant to be
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- For God's sake, just have another election
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- I have become furniture in your life
- just to have some human contact
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- because I have given up any care
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Something that may have changed my life...
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I must have waited all my life for this
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- I have a dream
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- The tattoo phenomenon
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I have no faith in your God
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- I have no hair
- Baptist fear of dancing
- because it wasn't just the air
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- What have you been smoking?
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I married him because he was not mean
- You have a big finger
- What have you
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- just because they never bothered to really do
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- institutions have lives of their own
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- When I have female children
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- You can't have everything
- Baptist jokes
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I have no complaint
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have seen the elephant
- Have you found Jesus?
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Have a nice day
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Sally guests I have known
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Front porch, what should have been said
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