Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Just a little rip in the universe, folks, nothing to be alarmed of, we'll have it sewn back up in a jiffy."

• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• you just might be evil
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Be a model or just look like one
• Come Back Little Sheba! (e2poll)
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• we can all just be around other people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I just want to be a drummer
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• nothing to be done
• Give it back or I bite the little blue man
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• well, I'll be jiggered
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• you have to be close to catch it
• Just to see what it would be like
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• It will never be just you
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• In case of accidental death, back up your state vector regularly!
• back up
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• You'll Be Back
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Be different, just like everyone else
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• All we need is just to be
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Be My Little General
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Let's just be friends
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I just want to be friends
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I fear I will be nothing
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I'll be back
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Just be home in time for supper
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• you have to be kidding
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• painting stars that have come to be
• Just Be
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare

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