Its that time of the month
when I can actually afford
to open my mailbox
and begin to budget
schedule to those who I owe
. Today, I opened my mailbox and a heavier than normal amount of mail
down to pick the letter
s up and I noticed they were all in window envelope
s with unfamilliar logo
s with the words Personal and Confidential
stamped on the front of them.
I had to think about where they were coming from. Did I miss paying
someone off somewhere down the line and now they want my ass?
I opened the mail.
YOU HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR YOUR VERY OWN PLATINUM AMEX!
. I don't make $60,000 annually
There were seven envelopes addressed to me that were marked this way but contained some sort of junk content. Is this how advertising
departments are going to be trying to get our attention
I'm gonna ignore
it all and just wait for the bills
to come in that are in brown envelopes. They're the ones you gotta pay.