Quite possibly the world's most perfect food. When you order a JBC at Wendy's, you get a two-ounce hamburger patty, two strips of bacon, a slice of American cheese, a slice of tomato, a leaf of iceberg lettuce, and a schmear of mayonnaise, all stacked on a seedless bun, for the low cost of 99 cents (or $1.29 if you're in an airport). At 380 calories a pop, two can easily comprise a meal, and four can easily comprise a heart attack.

I've actually seen razor-thin sorority sisters order JBC's without mayonnaise. Hopefully, their fattened buttocks will weigh them down enough to keep them out of the gene pool.

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