Findings:
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- you would have been
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Questions I have had today
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Names have been changed
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I appear to have been misinformed
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Have got
- Joseph Beuys
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Have you been a dad today?
- I have had enough of Survivor
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- He's been places they have not.
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- What have you been smoking?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- if you have had your midnights
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- I have just been shot
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- How long have you been in love with her?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I could have been Canadian
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I may or may not have been naked
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- We have had enough of your beige
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Could I Have Been?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Where the streets have no name
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- They had been expecting me
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What Might Have Been
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I could have been one of a two
- you have never been safe
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Movies that should have been books first
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- Advice I have been given about girls
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I had been hungry all the years
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- i have been burning for so long
- Have I Got News for You
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- AES may have been broken
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- had Orpheus been a gentleman
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
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