Findings:

• Or at least it used to be
• The IND That Used To Be
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• They will not be named!
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• How to use the alarm gates in retail stores for practical jokes
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• The BMT That Used To Be
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• Things never were what they used to be
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• may their names be sung forever
• I used to be racist
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• I used to be bulimic
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• No Use for a Name
• only the named can be destroyed
• Names that should never be given to important files
• not as funny as it used to be
• The IRT That Used To Be
• I used to be that girl.
• The MTA That Used To Be
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• You used to be a substantial woman
• I used to be a carpenter
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• We used to be more in sync
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• bad Zentraedi name joke
• Use meaningful variable names
• Where the Bridge Used to Be
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• we used to be punk
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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