Findings:
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- was jesus a mystic?
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Jesus was a liberal
- Jesus was a feminist
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Jesus was Mexican
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- A Prophet in His Own Country
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Jesus I was evil
- Jesus was a revolutionary
- Jesus was a black man
- His version was better
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- solo career
- Career Enrichment Center
- Make a career
- Careers for a liberal arts major
- My brief career as an international terrorist
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- Career Girls
- Imaginary Career
- Career Expo
- Bootstrap a career in Computer Science
- My brief career as an international fashion model
- Jump-Starting Your Acting Career and other innovative new features of Windows XP
- Everything Professional Career Network
- The Career of the Charitable Quen-Ki-Tong
- The Career of the Charitable Quen-Ki-Tong: Second Period
- Elvis Presley's Military Career
- career criminal
- Career Planning
- My short career as an educator
- The Strange Career of Jim Crow
- career suicide
- Shit-jobs and What-the-fuck Career Moves
- Career of Evil
- Career transition
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- his
- Picked his bones in whispers
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- His hips know the original dance
- A Boy and His Dog
- On His Blindness
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- The General in his Labyrinth
- Spinning in his grave
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- de Molay recanted his confession
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Atom and His Package
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- His Name Is Alive
- The Eagle and His Captor
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Brazier and His Dog
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Man and His Wife
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- His Royal Highness
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- Pascal on his deathbed
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- To His Coy Mistress
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Let the earth hear his voice
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- how Wiener found his way home
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- i like his madness
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Zuigan calls his own master
- Tokusan holds his bowl
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- The Colour Of His Voice
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- In His Own Image
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
- When the foeman bares his steel
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Valediction to His Book
- trumpet of his rump
- The Horse and His Boy
- In the Springtime of His Voodoo
- Eli Whitney and his Patent
- Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
- The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Forgetting his life away
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I went to visit his grave
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- His Flames Are Joys
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- his throbbing manhood
- His chocolate stained lips
- and then his words silenced my noisy thought
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- To Each His Own
- Sokath, his eyes uncovered
- I cried in his arms
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