Jesus was Mexican

according to Mexicans, Jesus was Mexican because:

1. He did not leave home until he was thirty
2. His mother thought he was God
3. He was convinced that his mother was virgin

In a rational, reasonable, world I should not need to say this. But, since this is not such a world, here it goes. If you are offended by this writeup, I suggest that you reconsider your sensitivity thresholds: this is a joke that Mexicans tell - nowhere it demeans Mexicans or people of Mexican origin - it only pokes fun at some well known national characteristics or habits.