Findings:

• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Please please please let me get what I want
• February wants me dead
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I wanted you to want me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Follow me if you want to know.
• She only wants me for sex
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I want you inside me
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Jesus He Knows Me
• They Don't Want Me
• She only wants me for tech support
• You say you want to help me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• How Do You Want Me?
• You know you want me, baby!
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Let me dream if I want to
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• You want me to become what?
• want me like time
• Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
• Jesus Loves Me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I Want You to Want Me
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• They want me for a focus group!
• I want your hands on me
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Jesus loves me, right?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• When you want me and how you want me
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Me and Jesus
• Jews for Jesus
• 900 foot Jesus
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• zombie threat summary
• Jesus
• Jesus loves you
• Jesus College, Oxford
• Have you found Jesus?
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• What Would Jesus Do?
• The Jesus Movement
• Jesus with long hair
• Jesus Seminar
• Honest to Jesus
• Jesus is the Reason For the Season
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Chocolate Jesus
• Jesus Freak
• Plastic Jesus
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Jesus at half mast
• Jesus stiff
• Atheist compatible Jesus
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Sweet Jesus
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Getting Jesus
• Jesus Chair
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• I get high on Jesus
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Crosses scare Jesus
• Jesus Franco
• Jesus is Bob Hope
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• asleep in Jesus
• Jesus was a black man
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• What did Jesus look like?
• Screaming Purple Jesus
• Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
• What's wrong with the Jesus Seminar?
• The Lord Jesus Christ
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• The Jesus Incident
• Script Kiddies for Jesus
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• The Jesus Biker
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Eisegesis
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• jesus stick
• East Jesus
• Jesus is cut!
• Disco Jesus (user)
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• Jesus Piece
• The Jesus Capacitor
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• Baby Jesus (user)
• Jesus' Son
• Steal Away to Jesus
• Jesus at McDonald's
• Jesus Loves the Little Children
• The Jesus Diet
• Jesus People
• Jesus Christs
• cloning Jesus
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• Lord thundering Jesus!
• Is Jesus Your Pal?
• Jesus smile
• Jesus aesthetic
• Jesus III - The Judgement Day
• Flying Jesus
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• Ye Sleeping Knights of Jesus
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• Vacuuming Jesus
• Mixmaster Belongim Jesus
• Jesus was a liberal
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• Jesus Vs. Achilles
• Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
• jesus t christ (user)
• jesus christ (user)
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• Jesus Loves Torque

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