Not much time to talk, friends. No time for introductions. We have been captured by bearded Russians from the country of Russia which is no longer communist so it might be okay. They are taking us to someplace called Volgograd. They say they want to use me for their own purposes. This is a twist because we were on our way to the mountains to where the Fuhrer lives so the children could throw me into fire and burn my man skin, teeth and bones. I have done that to many people and have no interest in experiencing it myself. The bearded man are making me put the laptop away. I will keep you posted.