Findings:
- there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
- You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
- Close only counts in Horseshoes
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- Technically it doesn't count
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- So does this count as a three-way or...
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Count Basie
- The Count of Monte Cristo
- Count Chocula
- Zero Population Count
- Count Alexi Golovin
- Count
- The Count
- Count Floyd
- high thread count
- body count
- The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
- Count Rugen
- Count Glossu Rabban
- Count Rabban of Lankiveil
- Count Duckula
- Count Rumford
- Polygon count
- Thread Count
- It's the thought that counts
- count to four
- An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
- Success is Counted Sweetest
- Let me count all the pieces
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- hand counts
- The book of Counted Sorrows
- standing eight count
- Space Shuttle Terminal Count
- Air is counted useless
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- You Can Count on Me
- Clinton Body Count
- Count Dooku
- Count Spatula (user)
- Count Milkrula
- first impressions don't always count
- count to ten
- single perturbation count
- Count Guglielmo Libri Carucci dalla Sommaja
- Count Claude de Mesmes d'Avaux
- How to count sheep
- hard count room
- down for the count
- Ray count
- Count Grishnakh
- touch count buffer
- The Burial of Count Orgaz
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Looks don't count, with oceans
- The Count's Treasure
- Count Ugolino
- The Long Count
- The seafarer's fear of the sodium count
- count nosferatu (user)
- Terminal count
- Count Arthur de Gobineau
- Count Olaf
- count noun
- The Man Who Counted
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- Count Moriarty
- pitch count
- Aladdin vs. The Count of Monte Cristo
- Counts of Plain
- Count of Flanders
- Count of Holland
- Counts of the Netherworld
- Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
- blood count
- The mad Count Van Snickleheisen and his mysterious ticker
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- Count Your Sheep
- Count Eric Stenbock
- Count Pierre Besukhov
- Count of Anjou
- Count Magnus
- CD4 cell count and its counters
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- Large enough I had to count it in stones
- Count of Eu
- Count of Tripoli
- Count of Poitou
- Count of Edessa
- Count Fartula
- Count of Blois
- Vantage Point 2: Fractal Thread Count
- Till Eulenspiegel paints for the Count of Hesse
- count jimmy johnson (user)
- Count D (user)
- The Count Censored
- Johann Tserclaes, Count of Tilly
- The Calorie Count
- Count Koma
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- count's wedding
- I've been trying to count the stars
- What counts
- Life Counts
- You, who said I could always count on you, forever
- Brevity Quest Word Count Guidelines
- unless you count a bowl of green grapes and a spoon for 22 women
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- Count Binface
- The Hours Before the Night Count
- doesn't
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- God probably doesn't exist
- The song that doesn't end
- My aunt doesn't like them
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- This doesn't change anything, right?
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
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