Findings:

• everyone wants to read a happy ending
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Actually
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Money is actually Magic Points
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Depressing
• My most depressing and most inspiring moment in teaching
• sitting alone in a big house and listening to depressing music
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Depressing Russian Dressing
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Depressing Fridge Poems
• happy ending
• ending
• There is no happy ending
• Ending Poetry
• ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar
• Plurals of words ending in O
• Square of a number ending with a 5
• English town name endings
• Original endings to movies
• the third word in the English language ending in "gry"
• The Ending (user)
• ending up
• Happy endings are not our birthright.
• Movie Ending ruiner (user)
• Marriage is a thing in ending stories
• All that is left is an unhappy ending
• Princess Maker 2 Endings
• The Never Ending Thread
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• surprise ending
• Ending the Windows vs Linux debate
• A Movie Script Ending
• The ending of Sinfjatli, Sigmund's Son
• Animal Farm: The Hallmark Ending
• Of the Ending of Brynhild
• Hollywood Ending
• Your Ending Here
• Zero Ending in Russian
• Scooby-Doo ending
• Short Stories with Tragic Endings
• Of Gingerbread Houses, and Happy Endings
• Now that was a scary ending
• Big O Season Two ending spoilers
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Genetics: Not Always a Hollywood Ending
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• The fear of the LORD is the ending of freedom
• Not just a happy ending
• I offer a toast to endings, and to forgetting
• Never Ending Summer
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• Ending Up In Edinburgh
• The worst ending ever
• thanks for ruining the ending
• we will become a happy ending
• Every ending is a new beginning
• The etiology of endings
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• fire season ending event
• Never Ending Tour
• Most of the population is living in nations ending in A
• Happy Endings
• A Proper Ending
• The ending of Superbowl XLIX
• What it is this is not ending
• What it is that is not ending
• A Beginner's Guide to Ending a Relationship.
• Ranking the Word Endings
• Ranking the World's Endings
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• I'm Thinking of Ending Things
• everyone
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Everyone is an atheist
• everyone else is asleep
• everyone (user)
• Tell everyone
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The world breaks everyone
• Holidays for Everyone
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Everyone else is doing it
• Everyone is under surveillance!
• Fun for Everyone
• A Letter To Everyone
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Everyone is different
• Everyone else (user)
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• everyone is a doorway
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Socialism : where everyone is a slave
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Everyone's got their drug
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• Everyone goes to Vegas in the 90's
• Things everyone should know about cars
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Everyone falls the first time
• Everyone has an accent
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• pretty boy-thing
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Jesus versus everyone
• Everyone acts from the best intentions
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Suicide is not for everyone.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives

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