Findings:

• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I still have the scar
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• How we could still have a President Trump
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If it was still then-
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Back when our blood was still warm
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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