Findings:

• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Her hair, tangled
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• November 4, 1995
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• man when you are telling me how it was
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• So bashful when I spied her
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When I was ten years old
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When I Was A Baby
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• When our word was iron
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• When I was 9
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What makes her so cute?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• you were so cute
• When I was young
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I was five
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I Was Cruel
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She's so cute
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When I Was a Babe
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I remember when all this was trees
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• me so cute (user)
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The night was alive, and so was I
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I was doing so well.
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• When did the World get so old?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It was free, so I took it.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• When I was your age
• Back when grunge was still cool
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When I Was a Boy
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• so fragile and cold, i was
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When touch was simple
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When she was bad
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• Cute waitresses
• Cute
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• So
• Why we are so afraid
• It's so crazy it just might work
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• SOS
• I had not thought death had undone so many

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