Findings:

• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• It kills me to watch them go
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I was into them after they were hip
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• I was once young and had a home
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• It was beauty killed the beast.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• the signal was killed
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• had
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I had pleasant times as well
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• The Spirit had other plans
• My mistress had a little dog
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Had I not seen the Sun
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• If I Had a Hammer
• I've had you here before
• Allah Had No Son
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The best I never had
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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