Findings:

• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• High school can kill you
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• /but what was the question?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Music was better in the old days
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Elsie Marley's Grown So Fine
• fine flashy fuels
• Fine Art Society
• There's a fine line between dreaming and dying
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Evan Sucks (user)
• Suck up
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was Christian for a day
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• With him it was always like
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• His version was better
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• If I was a good person
• for a moment the whole world was beautiful
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• There is no god but God
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• equal but opposite
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• butt bongos
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• the butt of the joke
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Why is it wrong to exhume a body, but not a soul?
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• sex sells, but obsession sells better
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• your contribution is forever, but your service is finite
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Lou Fine
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• Everything Sucks
• suck eggs
• the network sucks
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• boys suck
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was never any good at maths at school
• if music were a woman
• This Was Your Life
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If God was willing to let it be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• the signal was killed
• She was free
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• There was always the blue of you
• Yet the sea was hardly bothered, and the stars remained untouched

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