Findings:

• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• She told me she wouldn't
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• You Do Something To Me
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• New York City: What Jo told me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• I like you; do you like me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• So help me God
• A conversation between me and god
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• What Would God Do?
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• Do you know me?
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• What Do I Do With Me
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• How do you make God laugh?
• Now you do what they told ya
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Do not fight what isn't there
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• It was all God's fault
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• god help me
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• If you told me this never happened
• She told me to say that
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What the dust told me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• New York City: What my Father told me
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• Snickers told me
• Tell him, she told me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• Things you told me when we were in love
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• New York City: What my sister told me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Do you like me?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Why do people believe in God?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• The Devil made me do it
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• What you do to me
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How Do You Want Me?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Do you think it's me?
• Why Do You Love Me?
• The full moon made me do it
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• all your faults in me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Show Me God
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• You tell me this is God?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• The Internet made me do it
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Please God, make me a stone.
• God holds me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• The stone that told me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• you are free to do as we told you
• Do you think you could love me now?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Lies my physicists told me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• boss i wish you had told me
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures

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