Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It's impossible for two people to be together for any significant amount of time and not get on each other's nerves"

• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• be good to each other
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• we can all just be around other people
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• No one can be in two places at once
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Just be home in time for supper
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Let there be another next time
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• There will be time
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Be something... be anything other than this
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• It doesn't get any better than this
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• play dumb
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• A Jared by any other name
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• What the American people want politics to be
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Any time is Trinidad time
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I'll never be the other woman
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• A fine time to be in the Army
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• There are times when they seem to be right
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Rebeca Martinez
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• No time of any kind
• We Can Be Together
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• I can quit any time I want
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Hot pursuit

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