Findings:

• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Hard like fucking stone
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You know you're a geek when...
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Dressed in black with soundless shoes, I sweep in when it's dark and rearrange things
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Minnie Pearl Humanitarian Award
• How to hide your hard disk porn stash
• Only when you're older
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Girl in a Mother of pearl dress
• Off like a prom dress
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• It's almost like you're real
• Minnie Pearl
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Sing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• You're pretty when you cry
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• When You're Evil
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• i thought you liked hard problems
• Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When I play hide and seek, I always win
• Never look like you're staring
• When I get like this
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• i like my body when it is with your
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You're like a brother to me
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Minnie Pearl Award
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're home alone
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're alone
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Swing when you're winning
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Like a Hard Rain
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• when you're ready to touch me again
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• dress code
• dress reform
• Little black dress
• The red dress
• dress down
• Henry's Dress
• All dressed up and nowhere to go
• Slip dress
• dress run
• trade dress
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Dressed Salmon, Curried
• second-day dress
• The seriously red dress
• Potato sack dresses
• Dress rehearsal for the mouth, heart, and mind
• Dress Right, Dress
• The Car Accident Dress
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• 14 sentences on Goodwill wedding dresses
• 27 Dresses
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• a little white dress
• Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
• Red light. French blue dress shirt.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• you are a fool to the stage, a rough sheet of paper in the pocket of pink dress, a remnant of another life
• dresses 'n' dirt 'n' stuff
• Sew a piece of your hair into the seam of your doll's dress.
• Iron Bitch gets dressed
• Pretty girl, ugly dress
• 10 Things I Learned Whilst Dressed As A Bear
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.

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