Findings:

• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I do not like the radio man.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I care because you do
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I do not like doctors
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• If it feels good, do it
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• You're like a brother to me
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Why men like women's breasts
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• It seems like the right thing to do
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• What do theorems look like?
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Like a really good sex
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Trip Like I Do
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• like you're blind but still can see
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Because I do not want to forget
• It's almost like you're real
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What time do you call this, then?
• Don't do that then!
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Do a good turn daily
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Since then, all I do
• How do ya like them apples?
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• I like you; do you like me?
• How do you write like that?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Do you like me?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Do You Like My Wang?
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• My country is the world, and my religion is to do good
• do you like it
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I do not like the new neighbor bears
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• You're too good to be human
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• The Most Good You Can Do
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• And then God laughed like Hell
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Never look like you're staring
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat

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