Findings:

• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Talk like a pirate day
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
• People without spines annoy me.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• like you're blind but still can see
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• Hot pursuit
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Things people put up their butts
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• Japanese people like to play games
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
• Treating people like literal robots
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• insulting people you like
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• War is hell but men like it
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• But I Like You
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• People Like Us
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• talks like a duck
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Talk like an Aztec
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• and the people look like flowers at last
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• stuff white people like
• An introductory talk for my project involving fellow homeless people.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Songs designed to annoy
• I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
• 20 ways to annoy a raver
• How to annoy invigilators
• A noisy noise annoys an oyster
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Straight but not Narrow
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby

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