What?!? How can you say you
love me? You've never even met me! You don't know that I still live with my
mother. You don't know I'm a
slob and I haven't cleaned my bathroom in a month. You don't know about how I sometimes need to be
away from people for days at a time, just to
clear my head.
You think I'm
charming. You think I'm
sweet. You think I'm everything you've never seen a guy before. Well,
you haven't seen me. I like having you around to talk with. I can be
funny when I'm talking to you. I can be
clever and
witty and
real and
artistic and all those things I
fail at in real life. I made you
cry when I told you about my ex-girlfriend. You
felt for me.
Why? I'm not
real.
I could be some weirdo kid just getting my
jollies by jerking around with a
nice girl's emotions. I might be married. I might be lying. You don't know me. You can't know me. This is the
internet. I'm a
persona. I'm a nickname.
You ... oh my god,
you love me.