Findings:

• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• I am nothing but my sins
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• but with words we can create anything
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• I'm not this cool in real life
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• Ain't It Cool News
• thats cool (user)
• You dream of a girl cooled and thinned.
• Names sound cooler in foreign languages
• Kite Eating Tree
• carpet munching
• When the shit hits the fan
• Shit on a shingle
• rare as rocking horse shit
• disown the shit other people throw at you
• less fun than the packaging
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Gother Than Thou
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• Louder Than Love
• Actions speak louder than words
• More than a conqueror
• less than stellar
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Meteors are not needed less than mountains
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• FTL: Faster Than Light
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• your itinerary for nothing less than the future
• butt set
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• This city is nothing but ornamental lights
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• weird flex but ok
• Sysadmin cool
• Your accent is so cool
• Cool World
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• we're cool
• Cool Man Eddie is retiring
• oil cooler
• Eating Diamond Mush
• Eating Water Hyacinths
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Porn increases the self-perceived value of pussy
• I shit you not
• Your skin is liquid
• The Shit Hits the Fans
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• More than sight
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• better than natural
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Every Which Way but Loose
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Cat Butt
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• ass butt (user)
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Disgusted, but not surprised
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• cool jazz
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Smoking is cool
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• edev: Vote and Cool opcode bugs

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