Findings:

• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• How to speak English backwards
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• I can only speak for myself
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Jesus did not speak English
• All the cool kids speak English
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• Refusal to speak english
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Do You Speak English?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Speak English or Die
• Americans don't speak English
• canned laughter
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• can control
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• The Old Tin Can Man
• Only Jesus can judge me
• beer can dress
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• News We Can Use
• Can I get a sketch?
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• Canned vodka
• Knowledge can never be certain
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Advise you to purr soft and look humble--if you can.
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• You Can Hear the Sound of the Underground Trains
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Eyes can look away, memories remain
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Boston English
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• English muffin
• English as a World Language
• The Lord's Prayer: Old English
• This strange English habit of shortening names
• Collaborative International Dictionary of English
• Social status and its contribution to the demise of English culture
• Old English Word Order
• The development of the English nation state under the House of Tudor
• English Independence Party
• English History: Henry I's later years
• English Mistery
• The English curriculum from the perspective of a middle school student
• "42" is even to any base
• Even the moon was wrong
• Five is both even and odd
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The Miracle Worker
• British Economic Miracle
• corporate speak
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• How to speak to someone in a noisy room
• What rappers speak
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• How can you sleep at night?
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• can opener
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Exes can be good things
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• I can do shit with my legs
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Only perl can parse Perl
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Creativity Can Flourish Within Limits
• I can has cheezburger?
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Who can know it?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• How much more can we bear?
• How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
• Canadian English
• English transformations
• English pea
• Elizabethan English
• Indian English
• The Seeds and Fruits of English Poetry
• English population growth during the Industrial Revolution
• English Bards and Scotch Reviewers
• English History: The road to Magna Carta
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• even (user)
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• A place where even trees conspire
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Miracle Max
• Miracle Legion
• a helpful compendium of redneck speak
• It's Hard to Speak My Heart
• Speak Gently
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Can buoy
• I can hear you
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• what a new pair of jeans can mean
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Why procrastination can be productive
• You never can tell
• Bang on a Can
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Can you keep a secret?
• Can you spare some change?
• can you dance
• Things you can assume
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• At least animals can run away
• Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
• These are the only hands I can give
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Do what you can, with what you’ve got, where you are
• Turtles can be slow.
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• The English Patient
• English education system
• English is the hot dog of languages
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: The Pains of Opium II
• English Football Chants
• English Spring
• English leech
• The English Reformation under Henry VIII
• The Lord's Prayer: Middle English
• English History: From Edward the Elder to Edgar
• english student (user)
• Costs in English law
• A chronology of English color terms
• Even
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Miracle Cells
• A Miracle of Science
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

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