Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It's a gay mirror. You dreamed this one up yourself, so don't try to blame me, okay?"

• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• don't blame me for your anger
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't stand so close to me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't wait up for me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Don't tread on me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Blame It on Me
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Don't leave me alone
• don't spend it all in one place
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• blame me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• the way you don't look at me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• don't repeat yourself
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't try this at home
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't send me roses
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't feel gay
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't think the sun was up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't tell me everything
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• They don't touch me the same way
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Dream It's Over
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't want to fall so easily
• So you don't have to
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Dont come near me (user)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Don't tell me about her
• don't try to find words
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't Give Me Names
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile

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