Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Is this daylog too cute for you? Well I love my son and you can just kiss my cute ass"

• Her hair, tangled
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Cute as hell
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Just as well I came along
• My man loves action figures too much
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• The Cute Age
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Just kiss her
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• we can all just be around other people
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• cute language
• cute pari (user)
• She's so cute
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Kiss my ass
• Just before the kiss
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• love at first kiss
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• I love you too
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Can I masturbate too much?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You too can spend four years
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• How do you love your ass?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• all the cute guys will be there
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• you were so cute
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• meet cute
• sweetand cute (user)
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• social reality (and cute elephants)
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Any song can be a love song
• cute gurl (user)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• Friendship's just another kind of love
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• colder than a well digger's ass
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• kiss my brilliant daughter, my homeborn son
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• A River Aint' Too Much to Love
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I love you, too
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• me so cute (user)
• True Love Can Wait
• Can real love survive over time
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• nick can write love poems again
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• What a kiss can be
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• can the patient make love?
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• I can write, too.
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Can we all just get along?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Cute receptionist
• Cute
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Obligatory Cute Anime Animal
• Cute fuzzy widdle aminals
• Cute waitresses
• But can a robot love.
• What makes her so cute?
• cute talking animal
• How to do the fabled cute face!
• I'm Cute
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Cute (user)
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• thats cute (user)
• Cute Overload
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• 2 cute 4 u (user)
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Relax, it's just a daylog.
• Rape committed by women
• I just love that word Refooooorm!
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Cute, Quaint, Hungry, and Romantic
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• cute devil (user)
• sometimes cute (user)
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb

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