This is a lame
, lame gag
. It's cheap
, it's annoying
, and requires no effort
. This is the type of thing 4 year-olds
are too grown up
for, and make fun of all the 2 year-olds
that are still doing it. But no matter! I do it anyway! I realize that my radical ideas
have already occured to others, but before yesterday
they never occured to me
, okay? Alright
, enough already. Here's the gag:
Unsuspecting friend, previously invited, shows up outside your apartment or house or whatever, and hits the intercom button.
Friend: "Hello friend! I'm outside, it's your good buddy Sammy!"
Intercom voice: "Oh hey. How're you doing?"
Friend: "Oh excellent, thanks pal! Um...do you want to let me in?"
Intercom voice:"In a second. Are there many people out there, walking past?"
Friend: "Um..yes. How about letting me in n-"
Intercom Voice: "NO I DON'T WANT A FREE PORNO SUBSCRIPTION! TAKE YOUR FILTH ELSEWHERE!!"
Hopefully, by-passers turn and stare at your friend as they pass by. Your friend will force a smile, shocked.
Intercom Voice: "Sammy! Have you told your doctor about your genital warts?
A different set of by-passers turn to stare as they pass by. Sammy will most likely feel a little embarrassed.
"I told you not to pick at them, they'll only get worse!"
Depending on personal preference, you may decide to sing very strange pre-school songs down through the intercom, to attract a whole lot of attention to your pal.
Note: you need an intercom for this. If you try to do this by coming to the door, you might get...um...hurt a little. People tend to be rather pissed off.