Findings:

• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• How to be an asshole
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be alone
• don't be absurd (user)
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Don't Be Afraid
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Don't Be Evil
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't be sad
• Don't be an IM phantom
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Short can be good! (document)
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Short Letter, Long Farewell
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• Should I be happy?
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory

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