there's a war on and a new tv show
the new album just dropped like a baby in a wastebasket
the word on the street is that nothing's neater than the new app
to let you tune out, turn off, and drop in on the new bagel shop.
it's better than life. better than the real thing. it's time to pick up the phone and never, ever put it down.
you can never have too much information
as long as it's about the latest specials, the newest gadgets
the best way to de-stress from your workweek
and it's easy to make fun of it all
and it's easy to just turn it all off
and it's easy to pretend you're above it
and it's easy to say you're not down in it
don't concern yourself with others.
be yourself, by yourself
in the comfort of your own home
free from worry and cares of the sub-average.
and it's easy to make fun of it all
and it's easy to just turn it all off
and it's easy to pretend you're above it
and it's easy to say you're not down in it
what were we talking about?