Findings:

• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Where to get a cinnamon bun in Vancouver
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How to herd people in public
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Fossils were put there by God
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• November 4, 1995
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Food delivery: Where to get tips
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Where were you?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• Get the finger put on
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Craving a smoke
• Get back to where you once belonged
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Put your mouth where my money is
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• Who puts what where?
• The place where you were undone
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• We're, Where, Were
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• put your money where your mouth is
• Where to get help with Linux
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Where did you get that hat?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Where were you then?
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Would that I were a Poet
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get hip
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• Getting rid of start menu items
• You mean the me that you would be
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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