As seen on the 5:35 [NJ Transit] train from New York. Vandalism appears in Italics ad material appears in bold

[BULL SHIT]

IF YOU USE A [COUNTERFEIT] TICKET,
YOU WILL [BE ARRESTED].

- AND BE [TICKLED WITH A FEATHER].
SERIOUSLY, ALL THEY DO IS KICK YOU OFF THE TRAIN

[NJT] seems to be starting up a scaremongering [Ad campaign of terror], with [big fat posters] warning you to [keep in line] and smile when a drunken conductor takes your ticket and comes back two minutes later demanding another. This leaves me asking: who wrote this and what stop did they get off at? Was this the work of some young vagrant or an [English major]? It's dry lazy humor like this that makes my day. [Maybe the youth of today really do have a future]. Fight the power. [Thankyou]

If you use a counterfeit ticket ...