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• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• And then God laughed like Hell
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• God ain't giving out any hints
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• oh my god (user)
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• if I had known then what I know now
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• The Stars' Tennis Balls
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• There's a God on the Mic
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• In God we trust? Who says?
• Oh, God!
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Gods say the darndest things
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I had my balls shaved
• What the Wizard had to say.
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• funny oh God
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• It's only gay if the balls touch
• Filbert Balls
• After the Ball
• cut and paste coding
• cut time
• How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
• cutt (user)
• When is a cut and paste writeup not a cut and paste writeup?
• God Lives Underwater
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Woman of God
• "God" billboards
• god with a little g
• God vs god
• Calculating God
• Food of the Gods
• God and Infinity
• City of God Book XVI : 2
• Of Gods and Men: TOC
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 1
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• Hammer of the Gods
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• Army of God
• The Green Eye of the Yellow God
• God prays
• Assemblies of God
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• Angered Gods
• How Gods Live On
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
• Knowledge of God
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• if you have had your midnights
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Living till I die? As if I had a choice.
• Akron, Ohio
• oh lordy
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Oh fair enough are sky and plain
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Say Anything
• How to say "I love you"
• I didn't know what to say
• This is where we say goodbye
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• The Japan That Can Say No
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• The Scream of the Dead
• ball and chain
• scream of the butterfly 5
• tubular ball
• Every Now and Then
• Nine ball
• Killing one's family and then killing oneself
• How to master the Magic 8 Ball
• And Then There Were None
• The ball is in your court
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• Feathery golf ball
• it was true then
• Super Monkey Ball 2
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Ball ammunition
• it was ok back then
• Wash ball
• big balls (user)
• koosh ball
• Cut off that stupid goatee and move on
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• paper cut
• Dollar Cuts
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• Eno is God
• God module
• Who makes God's rules?
• Dead God
• God is everywhere
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• I Am Your God (user)
• God Loves You
• City of God Book IV : 2
• City of God Book XX
• Of Gods and Men: Christianity as a Mystery
• If I believed in God
• Fear God
• Courtesy between gods and mortals
• God in the Streetlight
• Time and God
• The Art of Writing Translations: Third Chapter: On the Subject of God
• Mac users are less likely to believe in God
• There By the Grace of God
• The God in Flight
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Will of God
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• God is an Iron
• Fuck your god
• The God of our many understandings
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• All gods but your own
• the ghosts of gods in this house
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The South had the right to secede from the Union

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