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• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• God ain't giving out any hints
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Oh, God!
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• cut from the cloth of god; nothing is real
• In God we trust? Who says?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Gods say the darndest things
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• oh my god (user)
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• What the Wizard had to say.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• The Stars' Tennis Balls
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• He had something to say. He said it.
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• funny oh God
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• There's a God on the Mic
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I had my balls shaved
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• if I had known then what I know now
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• I had a dream last night
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• Kent, Ohio
• Oh, bother!
• Oh Hell!
• Cedar Hill, Ohio
• Leprechauns, Banshees and Mummies, Oh My! A Halloween Nodermeet in Dublin
• Oh shit, I shat in my shorts
• "Oh Fuck!" I yelled, as my duck erupted
• Oh that sound, that wonderful sound
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• As the kids say
• LEO says GER
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Everyone says you're wonderful. Is it true?
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Do Make Say Think
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• What she didn't say
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• my kisses say something
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Red Rubber Ball
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• golf ball
• Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
• Scream of the Wolf
• Power Ball
• four ball synch fountain
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Cleaning golf balls
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Hitler has only got one ball
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• free ball
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Super Chicken Balls Recipe
• Thenn
• pith ball
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• Ed Balls
• You'd prefer an astronaut
• Balls!
• You just cut that guy off
• Cut down on alcohol
• branch cut
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• God's shoddy workmanship
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• It was all God's fault
• God Moving Over the Face of the Waters
• Whom the gods love
• Forge Of God
• God Light
• American Gods
• For God's sake, just have another election
• god bless you
• God In The Dock
• Starving for God
• Looney Tunes, God, and the Universe
• Goodnight and may your god go with you
• The God of Abraham Praise
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The Dude and God's People
• God works in mysterious ways
• Good God it's hot! A 2003 Vegas gathering
• God is a DJ
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• The Common Room of the Gods
• I hate this god damn robot
• child of God (user)
• God Wants You Dead
• Banana proof of the existence of God
• God is for Pinheads
• The Rim Gods
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• I almost had to wait
• We had a record label
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• mic
• Oh, The Places You'll Go!
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Oh Yoko!
• oh hai
• say
• What not to say in an interview
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• any key
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I was never any good at maths at school
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Not only pirates say "Arrrr"
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• What Will the Neighbours Say?
• Why don't we burn witches any more?
• Hugo Ball
• Priscilla Says Sugar
• Scream, Dracula, Scream!
• extra ball
• Scream of the Butterfly
• held ball
• Ping pong ball trick
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail

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