Findings:

• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Teach Them to Fish
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Degrees of Pornography
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• Let them have Festivas
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Us vs. Them
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• T.H.E.M.
• For them the sky spreads
• Zulus, thousands of them!
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Them Node Writers
• If you love somebody, set them free
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• if you slide them together, like this
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Never let them see you bleed
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• It's the white in the knuckles and the gold in them buckles
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• These are the only hands I can give
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Dr Pepper imitations
• How to use chopsticks
• I eat them by the handful
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
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• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• If you can't beat them, join them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• talking can only give you away
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
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• we never hear them calling to us
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Send them to the next dimension
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• Stretching your legs to prepare them for the lotus position
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• view them both
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
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• One Node to Rule Them All
• Only her hands would give her away
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Us and Them
• Them!
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Them are fightin' words
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• I was into them after they were hip
• People with programming languages named after them
• Them Bones
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Them's Good Eatin'
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Them Lunch Toters
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Let them eat cake
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• How do ya like them apples?
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Watching them together
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• The lives within them
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• Goops and How to be Them
• Let them know
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• we can take them
• It kills me to watch them go
• Bless them hagafens!
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice

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