Findings:
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You don't have any real problems
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- How high can you stack whippets?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- The tattoo phenomenon
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- How long can you hold your breath?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Can I have a light?
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- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How much more can we bear?
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- How can you sleep at night?
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Can I eat him, boss?
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Eat any good books lately?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Any fool can make a rule
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- How can Poets Survive
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- How can you still breathe?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- I can eat a peach for hours
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I can eat a bicycle!
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- You can eat sushi
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How fast can blind people read?
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Any house can become a prison
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- All you can eat
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- because I have given up any care
- I can quit any time I want
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Know How, Can Do
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Something I Can Never Have
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How to tell she's good looking
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
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