Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you behave like Dr. House but aren't actually brilliant people won't put up with your crap"

• Things people put up their butts
• Hot pursuit
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• War is hell but men like it
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• We like to stay up late at night
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Building software is like building a house
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• sit like a house on fire
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• People Like Us
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• and the people look like flowers at last
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• We get tangled up like wires
• Japanese people like to play games
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• But I Like You
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• but aren't we all
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• we can give up, but the world never will
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Crap migrates to my house
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• How can people listen to that crap?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Your earthquake generator is a seismic failure, Dr. Destruction! Mind if I shake things up?
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Dr. Gregory House
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• The House Smelled Like Blueberry Pie
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• We are like searchers in a house of darkness
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• stuff white people like
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• like coming up for air
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Starving in the greenhouse
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Like Brilliant
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• like you're blind but still can see
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• Come on up to the House
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Board Up The House
• Dreaming up the Blue Door House
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• insulting people you like
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I like to take up space
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I put away childish things, like myself
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• There are many like it, but this one is mine

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