Findings:

• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• I'm going to the moon
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going Crazy
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going Home
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to Disneyland
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• The Answer
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• The Last Answer
• more answer songs
• Is that your final answer?
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• Answer: Burning two ropes
• answer: twelve coins
• answer: N bags of coins
• answer: a ship at anchor
• answer: house number problems
• answer: glasses of water
• Answer: The oldest chestnut
• answer: houses and utilities
• answer: four bugs
• answer: cheating bellhop
• answer: hole in sphere
• answer: wolf, goat, and cabbage
• answer: missionaries and cannibals
• answer: Lisa's dog
• answer: handshakes
• answer: true/false boxes
• Answer: friends
• answer: language equations
• answer: clock hands
• answer: convoluted states I
• answer: millennium
• answer: convoluted states II
• answer: opening and closing lockers
• Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
• answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
• answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• answer: dropping glasses
• answer: where did the other square go?
• simple answers make me insane
• Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
• Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
• Earth's Answer
• Catholic Answers
• There is no right answer
• A long talk on the beach that answered nothing
• Interview answers for OOP programmers
• Answer to a Child's Question
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Answer to a Difficult Riddle
• Answer to Planet X Fingers
• Acid is not the answer
• Self-improvement is masturbation, self-destruction is the answer
• Questions and answers
• Summer never answers when you call
• How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Three : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
• answer: two riverboats
• Question to the Ultimate Answer
• Answer to the forest of sideways logic
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Betting puzzle answer
• Blistex Herbal Answer
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Seek not now the answers
• Answer: infinity balls in a bin
• Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
• Answer: blue-eyed suicide
• What question is its own answer?
• answer: four chess knights
• Easy Answers
• An Answer to The Jews
• Einstein riddle
• The 7-Eleven problem
• answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• won’t take no for an answer
• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
• Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
• The Confutation of Tyndale's Answer
• Yahoo! Answers
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• answer (user)
• Answer the question, then question the answer
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• The shorter and more accurate answer is "No."
• the answer is love
• The Right to an Answer
• finding no answer, she stepped closer
• answers to riddle of blue eyes
• don't techno for an answer
• Poetry is not a riddle with a single answer
• There is no 'correct' right answer
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• A burning answer
• Answer In Time
• A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
• The answer is obviously, you don't.
• Answers in Pandeism -- looking back to Christian Deism
• Answers in Pandeism: 'Converting' to Pandeism
• Answers in Pandeism: does Pandeism amount to self-worship?
• I think about my answer
• Art as an answer to mass-mindedness

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