Findings:

• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• When you know things are just meant to be
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• It's going to be fine
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• Collision avoidance technique
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• You're too young to be so old
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• How it's Going to Be
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• everything is going to be alright
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• You're too good to be human
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• You Know You're Right
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• The right to be wrong
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The Right To Be Offensive
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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