Findings:

• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• She must be what cocaine is like
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Things never were what they used to be
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• She could be a businesswoman
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She Had to Be Sure
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• She shed
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• If She Were a Shipwreck
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Not to be taken internally
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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