Findings:

• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He Was Only Joking
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he was a punk poet himself
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• At least he was gentle
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• More than he was willing to give
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He was found
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I married him because he was not mean
• He Was a Crook
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• All he left her was alone
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• he (or she)
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• some say he was never here at all
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• That's Just How He Was
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• making certain he was touching her
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He and she are one
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• HES
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• What He Suffered
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• mad he (user)
• He Hate Me
• "Shut up," he explained
• He and She
• Our God, He Is Alive
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• He never looked back
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
• doing laundry in college
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• He brings me books like flowers
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• He searches
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• It's just the way that he walks
• He says she says
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He (user)
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• H.E. Roscoe
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• He died on a Sunday morning
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• She knew what she was doing
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He gave her a daisy
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• he held secret conversations with statues
• He Who Is Death
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He doesn't bite
• Painting of a Snowman doing Laundry
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• he who (user)
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He never returned
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Even my faults he adores
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
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• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• he says
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He's a good guy friend
• He Knows Not Their Names
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Yi he quan
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• he just died
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose

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