Findings:
- When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
- there are some just can't take life easy
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- That's Just How He Was
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Horace Walpole Loses His Little Dog
- He weaves his words
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- I married him because he was not mean
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- he would have cried
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- take the wind out of one's sails
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Notes from the little black book
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
- Disappointing, and not just a little bit!
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
- Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
- Don't take candy from strangers
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- People just expect things from me
- Just a little taste of breath
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- he just died
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Little Jack Melody and His Young Turks
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- From Little Things Big Things Grow
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- He just looks
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- Take it from me
- Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
- From stars just out of reach
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- Just wearing black won't take care of that
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- Coins slip from my fingers
- Giving a cat oral medication
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- Just A Little Light
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
- Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- the stars were falling just for him
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- It's just the way that he walks
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He made a way to his anger
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Just a little bit sometimes of forever
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- there is very little that all christians would agree on
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- What would it take for intimacy
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- just a little bit
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Take me from home
- Would you just look at this thing
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- Stiff Little Fingers
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Surely he would remember this
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- little finger
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- bump bump bump my finger down his spine
- with the guile of warm little gnome fingers
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
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