Findings:

• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Wizard and Glass
• Sister I will wear Glasses
• For those who wear glasses
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Since then, all I do
• Don't do that then!
• What time do you call this, then?
• DOS
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• The right thing to do
• DOS memory management
• do
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Dos Equis
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Where do you want to go today?
• Do your homework.
• Do the math
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Just Do It
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• do time
• Tae Kwon Do
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• The Wizard and the Years
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Wing Chun Do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do clam bras chafe?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Mr. Do!
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Do not hump
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Do you work here?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• DoS attack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• Our work and why we do it
• Do something
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures
• What to do with XP
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Craving a smoke
• What to do about trolls
• What do you think?
• Fun things to do in Idaho
• What do we do?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• What level do we learn fireball?
• I do not see her
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Dos Equis Lager
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Things to do to salvage a shitty day
• Treatment of corporations
• Where do you draw the line?
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• The emotionally mature thing to do
• How do men touch you?
• What do you remember?
• DOS 2000
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Jeet Kune Do
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• What I want from life
• What Germans do best
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What your keyboard's "Windows keys" do in Windows
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?
• Do NOT feed the troll
• Why men like women's breasts
• do it
• What do you do with your nodes with negative reputation?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Teach Yourself Scheme: S DOS batch files in Scheme
• Do You Believe
• dos dedos mis amigos
• What to do when your car breaks down
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Do I dare disturb the universe?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• do protocol

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