Findings:
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I almost had to wait
- She Had to Be Sure
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- I had every intention of moving forward.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- you had to be there
- We had every gentle sound
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Just to see what it would be like
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- That Would Be Enough
- Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
- cable TV
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- Your cable TV just got better!
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- If you would be seated
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- You mean the me that you would be
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Things To Do Every Single Day
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Stoned music memories
- every day
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Mind without body
- TV can be a good thing
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- A whimper would be fine
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- it would be hilarious if only
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- some day we will all be gone
- If you would be so kind
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- almost drove past the church that day
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- They knew what our pain would be.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- Cable Monkey
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
- Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
- Finnish TV Comedy
- Trouble Comin' Every Day
- All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- mermaids should come with the cable tv
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- That I Would Be Good
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- I never thought it would be like this
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- That'll Be the Day
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Waiting To Be Opened
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Every tale is not to be believed
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
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