Findings:

• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• The right to be wrong
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to be alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Two wrongs don't make right
• I Might Be Wrong
• Want to be a werewolf
• don't be absurd (user)
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Much like what music wants to be
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• So you want to be a waitress
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• So you want to be evil
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I am blind when I want to be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I want to be caught
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Don't be sad
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I Want to Be Inside You
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• What the American people want politics to be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• I just want to be a drummer
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• So you want to be a composer
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Information wants to be paid
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I want to be a cog
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• Information wants to be deleted
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• So you want to be a star?
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I want to be the air around you.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• All I ever wanted to be
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Want to be a lawyer?
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Don't Be Evil
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I want to be a muse
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• i want to be a dj
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I wanted to be
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be

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