Findings:

• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• maybe you could hide things in a hole
• Things never were what they used to be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Things that could be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• She could be a businesswoman
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If I could be someone
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• The mountain could be home
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• We could all be blind
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• you could be asking questions
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• You could be so delicious
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Germany could not be appeased
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Could Be Anywhere
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• anyone could be your brand new love
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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