Findings:

• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• you would have been
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• Bernie would have won
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• You stole what they would have given you
• I was going to marry Marty
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• this is going to hurt a little
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• I would like to have emotions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• he would have laughed
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What pornos would have us believe
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have cried
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• This was not my going away party
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• going Dutch
• Going against the grain
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Where's Everything going?
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• this is it, we're going to die
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going Gold
• going meta
• You mean the me that you would be
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going drag
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• You're going the wrong way!
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Thumbs Up going down
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• Going East
• Good Thing Going
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Collision avoidance technique
• Going Public
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Going on a Picnic
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Going For A Song
• Going to a ska show
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Ways of going out in cricket
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?

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