Findings:

• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The best kind of bartender
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• It's not supposed to be anything
• The Ten Commandments revised
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Germany could not be appeased
• Could Be Anywhere
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• It Could Always Be Worse
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• You could be so delicious
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Born to be Wild
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• The second chance you give could be your last
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• If I could be someone
• The mountain could be home
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Things that could be
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Be something... be anything other than this
• We could all be blind
• She could be a businesswoman
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• I wanna be a hero
• University students can be really stupid
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You might be a Mormon
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• What is and what should never be
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• i want to be a dj
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I be Poltergeist
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Why you should not be mean
• Let be be finale of seem
• Soon to be off the air
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet

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