Findings:

• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The best kind of bartender
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Germany could not be appeased
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• It Could Always Be Worse
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• anyone could be your brand new love
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Could man be drunk for ever
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• You could be so delicious
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Born to be Wild
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• you could be asking questions
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• If I could be someone
• The mountain could be home
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Things that could be
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Be something... be anything other than this
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Could Be Anywhere
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• She could be a businesswoman
• We could all be blind
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• i want to be a dj
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I be Poltergeist
• So you want to be a composer
• How Should A Person Be?
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
• Trespassers will be violated
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• I wanna be a hero
• University students can be really stupid
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You might be a Mormon
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• What is and what should never be
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply

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