Findings:

• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Germany could not be appeased
• Could Be Anywhere
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• It's not supposed to be anything
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• It Could Always Be Worse
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Could man be drunk for ever
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• You could be so delicious
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Born to be Wild
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• The second chance you give could be your last
• If I could be someone
• The mountain could be home
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Things that could be
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• We could all be blind
• She could be a businesswoman
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The best kind of bartender
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The Ten Commandments revised
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• I never thought it would be like this
• begging to be loved
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• Empty Desires Left to be Filled
• Farmers' Market
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Be an adult. Be false.
• Bear Boxing
• Be Thou My Vision
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Ashamed to be Australian
• The MTA That Used To Be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I want to be caught
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• How to be a street musician
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Evil be thou my good
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• It will be good when I am leader
• as X as I Need to Be
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Guilt is the treason of the self, be careful.
• Don't Be Afraid
• I just want to be friends
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Be careful what you wish for
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Be our drone
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Why potheads should be eliminated

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