Findings:

• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• We could all be blind
• She could be a businesswoman
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The best kind of bartender
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Could Be Anywhere
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Germany could not be appeased
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It's not supposed to be anything
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• It Could Always Be Worse
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Could man be drunk for ever
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You could be so delicious
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Born to be Wild
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• The second chance you give could be your last
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If I could be someone
• The mountain could be home
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• Things that could be
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• titles should be approached laterally
• This node should be filled with waka!
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Be yourself
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Operating System
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• All we need is just to be
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Can we still be friends?
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I will always be weird inside
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The IRT That Used To Be
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Here Be Monsters
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• don't be absurd (user)
• Bound To Be Read
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• How to be a badass
• How to be a geek
• I'll be in my bunk.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Just Be
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Let us be our own pornographers
• Home I'll never be
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• How it's Going to Be
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?

If you Log in you could create a "If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.