Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• we can all just be around other people
• Can we all just get along?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• It will never be just you
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• The least I can get away with
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will always be weird inside
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Just Be
• I will be silent as I wait
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Who Will Be There
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• And then I will just slip away
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I will be light
• This love will be your downfall.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Just to see what it would be like
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Cars Can Be Blue
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• The revolution will not be televised
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Are you okay? ...Yeah. Just tired.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• All we need is just to be
• Can we still be friends?
• Rape committed by women
• Exes can be good things
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I just want to be friends
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Let's get just one thing straight
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• They will not be named!
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• This poem can be put off no longer
• node that will be my legacy
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The end will be a sellout
• Valour can be brown
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Carl Everett
• Can't we all just get along?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There Will Be Blood
• Short can be good! (document)
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You will be assimilated
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Boys will be boys
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• It will get better
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When you know things are just not meant to be

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