Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• we can all just be around other people
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Can we all just get along?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• It will never be just you
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Can I get a sketch?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I will always be weird inside
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• It will get better
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Just Be
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Who Will Be There
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I will be light
• This love will be your downfall.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I will be silent as I wait
• can you get enough of me?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Just to see what it would be like
• The bomber will always get through
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• The revolution will not be televised
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• What can you get for three cents?
• 15 will get you 20
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• All we need is just to be
• Can we still be friends?
• Exes can be good things
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• They will not be named!
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I just want to be friends
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The end will be a sellout
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Valour can be brown
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• node that will be my legacy
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There Will Be Blood
• Short can be good! (document)
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Carl Everett
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• You never think it will be the ducks
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

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