Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It will never be just you
• we can all just be around other people
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Can we all just get along?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• This poem can be put off no longer
• node that will be my legacy
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The end will be a sellout
• Valour can be brown
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Carl Everett
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There Will Be Blood
• Short can be good! (document)
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I will not be voting
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• that's okay, it's just fire
• What you will know in the future can affect the present
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The bomber will always get through
• We Can Be Together
• Just be home in time for supper
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• I will always be in the details
• No one can be in two places at once
• there will be a last
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• You can never get away from yourself
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• you just might be evil
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Could/can vs Would/will
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• It will be good when I am leader
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• some day we will all be gone
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• the world will be remade in our image
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• It will get better
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I will kill you if I can
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Can I Get An Amen?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"

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